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Today on Don't Tell the Bride: Always Wear a Condom, Teenagers, But If You Don't, You May Get To Plan Your Own Pool Party Wedding

zitsandwrinkles:

[for a quick primer on the rules and regs of DTTB, see this post]

Emma and Patrick may have the names of two people in a forgotten ‘aughts rom-com, and their story may have some of the tropes thereof and therein, but let’s be honest, a pair of 25-year-olds who’ve been together for ten…

I’m glad Abby is watching this show. Because I’m pretty sure I never could. Even if they started showing them on American TV.

“If there’s a bowl of good chips and guacamole … I lose my mind.”

Weekly challenge 7/13-7/19

unfuckyourhabitat:

This week, it’s time to deal with your “too much stuff” situation. Each day this week, find ten things you can get rid of. It can be legitimate trash, broken stuff, clothes that are unwearable, near-empty bottles of stuff that can be used up, whatever. The point is to find ten extra things every day and get them recycled, donated, or thrown out.

I needed this. My closets are at capacity many items I don’t use anymore.

I clean all of the car hair off his favorite chair and this is the thanks I get #murderstares #crazycatlady #tesla

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

(via neil-gaiman)

When I didn’t pet him immediate he sat on top of the computer and put his butt in my face. #tesla #crazycatlady
Sunbathing #caturday #crazycatlady #tesla
Basil (Hulk?) smash! #summerofgin #drinksthattastelikesalad
Watchin’ birds. #tesla #crazycatlady
Internet, meet Ruffino. My parents are dog sitting this week so I am obviously making best friends.
fishingboatproceeds:

The front page of the Cleveland Plain Dealer this morning. #tfios

John Green came to my town and I had to work. *Harumph*

fishingboatproceeds:

The front page of the Cleveland Plain Dealer this morning. #tfios

John Green came to my town and I had to work. *Harumph*

I had to replace a lightbulb and T had to fulfill a quota of causing bad luck. #crazycatlady #tesla
allthingslinguistic:

allthingslinguistic:

What makes a selfie a selfie?
I wrote an article for Lexicon Valley about extended uses of the word selfie:

We typically think of a selfie as a photo taken by and of oneself, whether in a mirror or by holding a camera out at arm’s length, hence the name. But here’s a recent anecdote from Language Log suggesting that some people are extending it more figuratively:




In front of the window of a candy store in Peebles, a small town about an hour’s drive south of Edinburgh, an elderly American woman approached a gentleman she didn’t know and, holding out a cell phone, asked:




"Would you please take a selfie of my friend and I in front of this window?"




She was not aware that she had approached a linguist.



Are art museums full of Renaissance selfies for you, even if Henry VIII didn’t paint his own self-portrait? Or have you only encountered the more limited uses of selfie? 

Apparently, pictures taken in photobooths can also be referred to as selfies, at least according to this CBC article:

The portraits were all likely taken in a Photomatic Photobooth, a contraption invented in the 1920s that remained popular throughout the 1940s that allowed people to take some of the earliest selfies. 


You guys. If you’re not following this tumblr you are missing out.

allthingslinguistic:

allthingslinguistic:

What makes a selfie a selfie?

I wrote an article for Lexicon Valley about extended uses of the word selfie:

Are art museums full of Renaissance selfies for you, even if Henry VIII didn’t paint his own self-portrait? Or have you only encountered the more limited uses of selfie

Apparently, pictures taken in photobooths can also be referred to as selfies, at least according to this CBC article:

The portraits were all likely taken in a Photomatic Photobooth, a contraption invented in the 1920s that remained popular throughout the 1940s that allowed people to take some of the earliest selfies. 

You guys. If you’re not following this tumblr you are missing out.